Thoughts on turning 23

Yes, it is indeed my birthday. I know, you've all already bought me something fantastic and amazing that will blow my mind and make me realize the true meaning of life and friendship and love. But, if you've been evil or forgetful, it's not too late! I've assembled a list of several items that would placate my wrath! That's right, it's not too late to be spared! So roll a die, or just pick one of these at random!

Grab Item #1

Grab Item #2

Grab Item #3

Grab Item #4

Grab Item #5