Because all my Jew cronies are doing it...

Since all my jewly homies are doing it, I thought I'd weigh in on my behavior this past year.  I'm not sorry.  For anything*.  Because I rule. 

*If you think this judgment was made in error, please submit a written request for reconsideration along with notarized documents explaining your case, and video evidence if possible.  All requests will be judged in the order they are received.  Not valid in CA.  Denied requests will be subject to monetary penalties for time wasted.