Because all my Jew cronies are doing it...

[flyinbutrs]

Since all my jewly homies are doing it, I thought I'd weigh in on my behavior this past year.  I'm not sorry.  For anything*.  Because I rule. 

*If you think this judgment was made in error, please submit a written request for reconsideration along with notarized documents explaining your case, and video evidence if possible.  All requests will be judged in the order they are received.  Not valid in CA.  Denied requests will be subject to monetary penalties for time wasted.

Comments

[desh]

You're forgiven in triplicate, fucker.

[(Anonymous)]

Desh beat me to it with the triplicate thing. What about TIA forms or whatever? Do they need to be signed? The pink copy and NOT the canary copy?

[bumonyou.livejournal.com]

that was me. durr

[com-killa.livejournal.com]

Why is everything void in CA? I mean...is anything valid in Cali? Its like when you hear "Only at participating stores". Where are the stores that aren't participating? I want to open a store where I don't have to participate in anything. I'm going to open a Burger King and sell waffles.

[dredpiraterober.livejournal.com]

I forgot to sign in blood on my TPS report. Does that invalidate my request?