Random Thought #1 - The Mysterious Dog Child.

[flyinbutrs]

So, a little while back, I was walking home from the subway, and there were two kids, maybe 8 or 9 years old on bikes that were turning towards me. Apparently, I was slightly in the way, and rather than saying "excuse me" or (perhaps more likely) "get the fuck out of the way you cracker asshole", he barked at me. Not like nonsensical loud grunt barking, but bark like a dog barking. Like, uncannily like a dog. I was too dumbfounded to say anything as the kid rode away on his bike. Since then, I've had a few thoughts about what I will do if I find myself in that situation again.

So, should I:

a) Let it slide.*
b) yell at him something like "use your words tard boy! You don't want people thinking you ride the short bus, do you?"
c) bark right back at him. **


* not fucking likely.
**keep in mind, I can bark very convincingly...

Comments

[below-the-belt.livejournal.com]

c

duh

[bumonyou.livejournal.com]

Agreed, it's c.

[kalalau.livejournal.com]

But then it'll look like a "tard" party. Do we really want to encourage that sort of thing?

[sucellus.livejournal.com]

"When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong"

[below-the-belt.livejournal.com]

ps i'm home, neighbor