Awwwwww yeah!

[flyinbutrs]

I love it when a plan comes together!

It's funny that I hear about this today, when just a few days ago I had a nice flight of fancy regarding the fascinating topic of:


Get ready...

Voltron     vs.     The A-Team

A Fight to the Finish!

Discuss....



I think:

No contest. A-team would kick voltron's dumb lioney ass. Unless it's that super powerful all metal toy version of voltron. That thing owns.

Otherwise, Hannibal would stand at the feet of voltron, glance up at the behemoth, and yell "hit it B.A.!" Then B.A. would drive out in a crazy super robot killing machete wielding tornado car which he had built out of vacuum cleaner parts and an old pinto that would rip voltron's feet to shreds. Then Voltron's lover, who told him to come here would remove his mask and reveal that it was actually Face all along, sending voltron reeling with betrayal, at which point Murdoch would swoop down in a chopper, lasso the head of voltron and pull the beast down to the ground. Once voltron was lying prone, decapitated at the knees by B.A., crushed by face's trickery, Hannibal would say "I love it when a plan comes together", and promptly toss his cigar at voltron's feet, igniting the TNT they had buried under the ground where voltron lay, completely destroying the remnants of voltron. Then hannibal would shoot what was left of voltron right between the legs with his trusty sidearm.

I pity da fool who messes with the A-Team.

Comments

No way!

[bumonyou.livejournal.com]

Voltron can totally seperate into four five ginormous fighting lion-y things! And they're made out of adamantium or whatever. AND they have lasers! A-Team aint got no lasers! Voltron would feast on the entrails of the A-Team in a bloody gory gib-fest of destruction.

Oh, but anyway, Fox? The screenwriter for James Bond? Man, whatta shame! This movie is gonna suck (money right out my pockets when I go and see it anyway, fool!)!

Re: No way!

[sucellus.livejournal.com]

I would have to agree. Voltron would totally splint into 5 lion thingy parts and bend those foos over a log and rape them with giant metal peni.

Re: No way!

[flyinbutrs.livejournal.com]

Need I remind the two of you that these guys were a crack commando unit in vietnam? They beat down charlie for a living! you think they can't handle some giant mecha-lions? They'd take em apart, piece by piece, and probably convert one of them into some sort of armored death-mobile that would shoot bowling balls at high velocities out of what used to be a lawn mower.

With all due respect, voltron could take on the power rangers, or some other pansy bitch squad like that, but no one and nothing can beat the A-Team.

Re: No way!

[sucellus.livejournal.com]

what about the thundercats?